Total Medals Earned: 64 (From 21 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,105 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/135 points)
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/175 points)
Dan Paladin is God
OogaBooga
Portal Gods
What a Barbarian Gut!
The Beefest Tom Fulp Ever
So sad, Dead Brother
Hey I'm Grump!
Big pile of metal
The Fulpness is within you!
Boyfriend!
Madness boys!
With this crown I decree you the King of the NG Portal.
DO'H!
SleepyCastDays
ClockCrewForever!
Lollypop
Found the Doctor with the fetus head
Found the love of your bandaged life.
Time is messed up man
Cute Lil Warrior BugMan
Dig Em Up
Who let the bones out?!
Huah!
I'm not a real plumber!
I'm so tireeeeed
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 5/17 (125/525 points)
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the crocodile jet
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (125/495 points)
Best your friend.
Push the hardest.
Win the race.
Catch the ball every time.
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.