Score: 3

"ick"

submission: system interrupted

date: February 13, 2003

I'm sorry, but this movie did absolutely nothing for me.

Someone is screaming about how they want your soul when this has pretty much nothing to do with souls. The main character is supposively a badass but never is able to take a single step while sprinting nonetheless.

It was painful for me to get through. That's my honest opinion. If you aim to do action sequences, you might want to try more movement in them next time.

Score: 7

"take it to spike n mike dude!"

submission: Bignose Kills a Baby

date: January 31, 2003

get this on a VHS and send it to spike and mike's sick and twisted film festival, man. You could get about 1200 bucks for it and it's TOTALLY fitting into their collaborations.

Score: 9

"rad!"

submission: SWEARBEAR theme animation

date: January 30, 2003

you kick butt, man. I especially love the intial zoom-in scene to the treehouse and stuff. Good composition with all your action as well! Some parts seem much stronger than others, but overall this is great work!

Score: 10

"horny"

submission: SHINE GET 3!!!1111

date: January 30, 2003

finally, something i can violently rub my ass on the couch to

Score: 10

"yummy"

submission: Bullet Bill Fucker

date: January 30, 2003

can't help but have your penis fill with enormous amounts of blood when you view this

Score: 10

"yeah"

submission: Big COCO

date: January 30, 2003

cant get much better than this.

Score: 10

"!!!!!!!!!"

submission: Karma Ghost

date: January 30, 2003

hehe i love this so much. great style, man. and nice touch with your own music! i had to watch it a couple times before I could go.

Score: 7

"hehe"

submission: Viking Kittens

date: January 28, 2003

excellent.

Score: 9

"hah!"

submission: House Hunting

date: January 27, 2003

haha that is rad. Very reminiscent of your old work! :D I love the tension before they turn around. The Wade with a vibrator rules, and all the little extras like the leaves falling off the trees, the cat, the glass etc. Should put people in the cars every once in a while though :)

Score: 8

"cool"

submission: Alley of the Dolls Pt. 4

date: January 26, 2003

not bad. just wanted to comment that I was a bit disappointed since i thought this was going to be a parody of 'valley of the dolls', especially after seeing the film grain. oh well :)