DanPaladin
my outdated personal websiteRecent Game Reviews
Goin Up
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 19, 2011
fun
this is lots of fun! thanks for the dad n me character cameo, too :)
CannonCrotch
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 10, 2008
helloes!
i enjoy the bird hitting the building, look at that amount of DETAIL. great pose on the guy in the airplane!! lol
thanks much for citing alien hominid as an inspiration, that was a really nice treat to see after defeating hitler with my CROTCH.
the only unfair feeling part was the elevator. if i ducked early the enemies were already firing low before i came up, but other than that, that's all i got, great job chap
Oh cool it's DanPaladin.
Yeah if you don't duck- Then shoot the guys just as your crotch comes out of the elevator, you can shoot their knees off before they get a chance to fire. It's a shame, one of the beta testers asked; why do they duck if they can't see you? I guess I forgot to edit it.
CuberXtreme
Rated 3 / 5 stars April 14, 2006
pretty cool
whew. really steep learning curve. too steep for me, made me feel like a dumbass. on my 5th or 6th attempt to get past training 4 i had enough of the abuse!
you must be a smartypants to make puzzles this difficult. give people a more gradual difficulty. ease them gently and slowly into your nerd-like hell and i think even more people will enjoy it.
this is a lot like cubis, visually and in theory.
Recent Audio Reviews
Who dat mother fuckka
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 30, 2012
perfect
this is the best audio submission that's ever been created
Simple Sight (instrumenta
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 20, 2008
WOOO
good work john, this is really fitting for the intensity we needed for this part of the game!!
thanks! And thank you for the shirt I'm actually wearing it right now it looks good on me I'll post pics soon! :)
-Orr- Second Thoughts
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 9, 2008
I LOVE IT AND IT FITS PERFECT
LOVE IT. that pesky ice king points at me and i hate him for it.
Recent Art Reviews
Alien Hominid ansi
Rated 5 / 5 stars Mar 4, 2010
oldschool!!!
How great. I totally miss TheDraw ANSI program... I wonder if i'd be able to produce anything decent in it - it always escaped me back then how anyone was able to get a decent product.
This is amazing in a way because now you can take advantage of the intense resolutions we've advanced to! Still, one must click on it and scroll up and down to really get the proper viewing experience. How awesome, well done.
Thanks, Dan. Let me know whenever you feel like drawing some ansi. We keep a website at www.blocktronics.net that is worth checking.
THE Red Knight
Rated 5 / 5 stars Sep 14, 2009
a man in red
YES i love it!!!!! on my birthday even omggg
whoa! thanks man!
and happy birthday.
love your work
ALIEN Hominid - NG Art Contest
Rated 5 / 5 stars Aug 19, 2009
makes me sweat
haha, great stuff. two designs merge for a cool t-shirt!
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 3, 2010
wow!
that was great! you portrayed them a lot like i like to think of them when they are at home. i think of them as really nice with eachother but end up murdering everyone else in society.
love the scene where dad is revving the chainsaw and getting closer to santa. LOL so epic
thanks for making this! glad you liked them enough to do a spinoff!
Dan! Wow. Thank you so much for your comment. I'm so glad you enjoyed it :)
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 10, 2008
karma?
not bad! i think the title "karma" is rather misleading. every character was just trying to eat and survive. what did the eagle do to deserve that? you're probably already aware of this, i'm thinking.
but couldnt the same be said for everyone. If someone is hurts or steals from someone to survive is it ok? True, it is different for the animal kingdom but like the description says it is a fable which means there is an underlying message to it.
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 2, 2008
NEAT
ehehehehehehe good work dude. i love his expression at the door